A Chinese and a Jewish Man on a Plane.
I’m Chinese,” the Chinese man says.
“Chinese, Japanese” what’s the difference?
A few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man.
“What was that for?” asks the Jew.
“It’s for the Titanic.”
“The Titanic? That was an iceberg…”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?” says the Chinese man.