“Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!” The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. And then one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on – Very tall, long eyelashes.and muscular. St.

Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says. “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?” The guy says. “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

God then says to the men, “I know you two have been virgins your entire life.
So as a reward for all the good deeds you’ve done, I’ll find both of you a wife to enjoy eternity with in heaven.”
While god isn’t looking, Bob sneaks over to the tree and takes a bite of the forbidden apple.

God catches the man-eating the apple and gets angry, “I can see you eating the forbidden fruit, but I can’t
punish you or kick you out of heaven cause that’s against my morals.
The only way to let out my anger against you is by getting you an ugly disgusting woman to be your wife;
you won’t enjoy being with her at all.”

God then looks at Joe, the other man, and says, “Since you didn’t steal my apple, I found a beautiful and elegant
wife for you. I’m sure you’ll love her, she will be the perfect match for you.”
Joe looks at his soon-to-be wife and says to her, “Wow you look stunning, I don’t think I deserve to be with someone as

perfect as you” The woman replies, “I also don’t know why God assigned me to be with you. All I did was eat from the forbidden apple tree”

dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to
do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

And so they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and
so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was,
all because of one man and his re-seeding hairline.