Author: Story Teller
Milkman brings milk to blondes door. notices, note, says please i need 5 gal. today to take a milk bath. In dismay Man rings bell. Blonde in robe opens door, milkman says “5 gal mam ,dont you mean 5qts.” She says no gallons, “I’m taking a milk bath today.” The milkman asks “Ok how would you like that pasteurized?” Woman replies, “No just up to my b**bs!”
Man to very beautiful airhostess:- “What’s your name?”
Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..”
Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”
Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.