I get out of bed.” “I know,” says
the second owner. “How do you know?”
the first demands. “My dog told me.”
From the book Laughter: The Best Medicine
Whose Pet is Smarter
Story Teller
Set up a New Password
it says,
“Error. Not long enough.”
Spanish magician
He vanished without a tres.
Man is Walking in the Desert
dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
Bear Walks into a Restaurant
“I don’t know. I was born with them.”
Evils of Alcohol
up and died. “All right, son,”
asked the father, “what does that show you?”
“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol,
you will not have worms.”