parents room and my mom’s feet
were in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!!!”
Story Teller
There Were Two Cows out in a Field
hit some cows down on the
Johnson Farm.”
The other cow replies, “I
ain’t worried, it don’t
affect us ducks.”
A man is walking in the desert
know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
A Pirate Walks into a Bar
“Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
all human beans
“We are all human beans.”
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.
and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”