Evils of Alcohol

up and died. “All right, son,”
asked the father, “what does that show you?”
“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol,
you will not have worms.”

Penguin Takes his Car

and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic
takes one look at him and says,
“Looks like you blew a seal.”
“No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”