Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

How to Falling Deep sleep Fast

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  1. Lower the Room Temperature
  2. Use the 4-7-8 Breathing Method
  3. Get on a Schedule
  4. Experience Both Daylight and Darkness
  5. Practice Yoga, Meditation and Mindfulness
  6. Do Not Look at Your Clock
  7. Avoid Naps During the Day
  8. Watch What and When You Eat
  9. Listen to Relaxing Music
  10. Exercise During The Day
  11. Get Comfortable
  12. Turn Off All Electronics
  13. Try Aromatherapy
  14. Practice Journaling
  15. Limit Caffeine and Drink a Soothing Beverage
  16. Adjust Your Sleep Position
  17. Read Something
  18. Focus on Trying to Stay Awake
  19. Visualize Things That Make You Happy
  20. Try Sleep-Enhancing Supplements

When a Good Man Goes To Hell. But Why?

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do the paperwork, so the man is left alone for a while in Death’s office.

He thinks to himself about what he wants to do when he gets there, he could eat all of the delicious foods he never got to try on earth, he could drive the best sports cars he could imagine, he could even be a carefree child again.

He lingers on that final thought for a moment, it’s so appealing to him to be able to run around, play, be silly, with nobody judging him. He gets excited and stands up.

Death walks back into the office, just in time to see the man bouncing on the sofa. He asks “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” to which the man replies “I’m having the time of my life, or should I say the time of my death?” Just as he finishes speaking, the sofa tears open, and the man falls all the way through. Death is furious and screams “DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT WAS!? I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO EARTH NOW TO GET A NEW ONE”. The man sheepishly apologizes.

Death asks the man to stand up, and they begin their journey to the afterlife. As they arrive, Death says to the man “GO INSIDE, THEY WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO FROM HERE”. He obliges.

As he walks in, Satan says to the man “Welcome to Hell”

“Hell!?” the man splutters. “But I was told I was going to heaven, there must have been some kind of mistake!“

“Unfortunately that is not the case. You see, in life, you were a good man, however in death, you have behaved recklessly and with no consideration for the reaper cushions.”

Love, Money and success

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come in”, they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
“Go tell them I am home and invite them in!” The woman went out and invited the men in. “We do not go into a House together,” they replied.

“Why is that?” she wanted to know. One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”