Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

On the First Day of School and he Looks Worried

about this quietly. ======================= When they get to the front gates of the school, the kid says “Dad,you will remember to come and get me when I’m 18, won’t you?”3

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The Girl at The Checkout

how the hell did you know that?The girl says…Cos you’re an ugly bastard!

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When a Lawyer Reached in Heaven

“84! How did you figure that?”St. Peter responds, “We added up your client billing timesheets.”

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Wife Having Affair With Husband’s Brother

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Where is My Clock

clock?” asked John.“It’s in the office,” replied God.“We use it as a fan.”

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I Was in a Bar in England

women turned towards me and snarled “It’s Wales, dumb**!”“Oh, I’m really sorry!” I said. “Are you whales from Scotland?”

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Farting With I-phone

A man walks in a bar with his iphone… He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking ‘the music is loud no one will hear’ So he farts… When he looks around, everyone’s staring at him Then he realises… He was listening to his iphone with headphones.

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Stroy of Three Times Married Women

Type and color dress are you looking for?”The bride-to-be said, “A long frillywhite dress with a veil.” “Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam,but such dresses are usually more fitting forthe first-time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life if you get my meaning.” “Well“replied the customer, a little peeved atthe…

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What the Wrong with this joke

(after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000’ The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so…

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My wife is an economist and I am an engineer.

maximization principle and carry all the items you need in one trip,thereby minimizing total distance traveled?” Well don’t you know, she loved my suggestion!It used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast… now I do it in 5.

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This blonde has many talents

from school the next day the girl tells her mother‘I am the smartest student in my maths class! I can count up to 15! Everyone else stopped atabout 5’ ‘Well done’ replies the mother again. ‘That’s because you’re blonde.’ The following day,the girl says to her mother.‘Mum, today we measured our chests in class and…

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Bus Full of Housewives

then two weeks !!! When asked that did he misshis wife so much ? he replied miserably:No My wife missed the bus!!

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Women Married 3 times with 13+7+5 Children

her. He thanked the Lord for this very lovingwoman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.” Onemourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,”What do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied,“I think he means her legs.

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Online Kirana Store Kaise Khole

इस लेख में, हम प्रत्येक और सब कुछ की व्याख्या करने जा रहे हैं जो आपको यह समझने में मदद करेगा कि भारत में ऑनलाइन किराने की दुकान कैसे शुरू करें। ऑनलाइन ग्रॉसरी ईकामर्स व्यवसाय वर्ष 2017 में भारत के अधिकांश कस्बों और शहरों में 25-30% तक बढ़ने की उम्मीद है और वर्ष 2020 के…

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Don’t Pick up Dirty Things

They continue walking and the grandmother slips and falls in a pool of mud.The grandmother asks Bryan if she will help her get up and Bryan says “Sorrt grandma you told me to never pick up dirty things I find”

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