A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: “I want to use it to poison my husband. The pharmacist says “Ma’am, I can not give you arsenic for that reason.” The woman then pulls a photograph from her purse and hands it to him. It was a picture of two people having sxx; the man in the photo was her husband and the woman was the pharmacist’s wife. He then says, “Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”

A boy says to a girl, “So, sxx at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we’re making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?” Later on the girl is yelling, “Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!” The younger brother says, “Stop making sandwiches! You’re getting mayo all over my bed!”

Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, “It’s fuuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuuckin’ slippers?”

John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sxx with both of you.”

One of the sisters replies, “Prove it!”

John yells downstairs, “Tom! Both of them?!.”

Tom yells back, “Of course! What’s the point of fuuckin’ one?!.”

The couples had a code word “Washing machine” as signal for sxx .As the couple had two children who couldn’t be judged whether they’re sleeping or not. One day, the husband became hoorny at night, so he signalled “Washing machine”. But his wife was in head ache..So, she told she couldn’t. After some time, feeling pity for her husband the wife signalled “Washing machine”. The husband replied “I have washed it with my hands”