Husband asks do you know the meaning of Wife?, It means: Without Information Fightting every-time!
Wife says: No darling, It means: with idiot for ever
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Husband asks do you know the meaning of Wife?, It means: Without Information Fightting every-time!
Wife says: No darling, It means: with idiot for ever
you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy: Syllabus changed mam.
She is gorgeous. The old man pulls down his pants and his dick is totally flaccid. “Now it’s your turn,” he says to the salesman.
The salesman pulls down his pants to reveal a raging hard-on. He pounces on the wife and begins humping away.
“Ha! You lose!” says the older man.
“You can keep the damn ra-A-A-A-A-bbit!” screams the salesman!
She opens her blouse and the
man puts his face in her breasts
for 10 minutes.” Eventually the
lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”
He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”
“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.