An old hillbilly has a beautiful young bride.

She is gorgeous. The old man pulls down his pants and his dick is totally flaccid. “Now it’s your turn,” he says to the salesman.

The salesman pulls down his pants to reveal a raging hard-on. He pounces on the wife and begins humping away.

“Ha! You lose!” says the older man.

“You can keep the damn ra-A-A-A-A-bbit!” screams the salesman!

Feeling Like a Women

“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.