Royal Enfield Bullet Quotes for Malayalam

ഞാൻ ഒരു മധ്യവർഗ കുടുംബത്തിലാണ് ജനിച്ചത്, പക്ഷേ എന്റെ എൻഫീൽഡ് എന്നെ രാജകീയമാക്കി.

ഈ ലോകത്ത് രണ്ട് തരം ആളുകളുണ്ട്, ഒരാൾ ബുള്ളറ്റ് ഓടിക്കുന്നയാൾ മറ്റൊരാൾക്ക് ബുള്ളറ്റ് ഓടിക്കാൻ ആഗ്രഹിക്കുന്നു.

ആൺകുട്ടികൾ കളിപ്പാട്ടങ്ങൾ ഓടിക്കുന്നു, പുരുഷന്മാർ സവാരി ENFIELD.

തോക്ക് പോലെ നിർമ്മിച്ചത് ബുള്ളറ്റ് പോലെ പോകുന്നു.

ഞാൻ മദ്യപിക്കുകയോ മയക്കുമരുന്ന് കഴിക്കുകയോ ഇല്ല, കാരണം എന്റെ ബുള്ളറ്റ് എനിക്ക് മതി.

മനുഷ്യന്റെ കാലുകൾക്കിടയിലെ അടുത്ത മികച്ച കാര്യം – റോയൽ എൻഫീൽഡ്.

എൻ‌ഫീൽഡിലിരുന്ന് നിങ്ങൾക്ക് ലഭിച്ച മനോഭാവം നിങ്ങളെ രാജകീയമാക്കുന്നു.

Young Queen Cheat on Old King

the execution of the men.
He then turned to the minister and said
“Of all the men close to me, you are the only one loyal”.
” You are not just my minister, but my closest friend as well”.
The minister was elated and replied with tears in his eyes.
“Slankyou my lord”.

3 Men in Heaven

says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.
A few days later the 3 men meet and
the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what’s wrong, he replies “
I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.

Overweight Guy Wants Lose Weight

catch me, you can have me.”
As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds.

After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions.

The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less.

Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. Still he signs up.

The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, “If I catch you, you’re mine!” The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.

Prepare Three Envelopes

Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press, and Wall Street, responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. Morris went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

Taxi Driver Goes On Date

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”