would happily exchange mine for smaller
b*obs, especially since I’m a dude.
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Lady Got a Hilarious Reply from Men
of a gentleman, you would lift
your hat to a lady.” He replies,
“If you were any sort of a sexy lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”
When the husband became ashamed after listening to his wife
seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife.
“Now you know how I always feel.”
Tragedy In Honeymoon
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”
Wife looks confused: “But that’s your task, honey.”
“What? Why?”
“It’s all over the Bible, dearest.”
“The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!”
The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: “See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.”
A Body Builder Takes off His Shirt
screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her.
He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that.
She says, “I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!”
Men Can Change Their Goal for Girl
and the man use the wood for making bed. Moral – A girl can change your goal.