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What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
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care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health.
It’s absolutely fucking vital that these three
women do not know each other.
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school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike
The said funny story of sergeant-major
“No problem, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-shun! Higgins! Your father’s dead!” at which poor Higgins breaks down in tears on parade and has to be escorted away.
The next morning, the colonel once again sends for the sergeant-major and says “Mr. Macintosh, once again C Company are on parade and I regret to say that we have been notified that as a result of her injuries sustained in the accident, Higgins’s mother has now died. And, sergeant-major, when you pass on this news, see to it that you do so more tactfully than yesterday.”
“No problem, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-Shun! Higgins! Prepares to receive bad news of a familial nature. Higgins… wait for it!… your mother’s dead!” and, once again, poor Higgins has led away in tears.
It is three days before C Company is on parade again, and when they are, the colonel once again sends for the sergeant-major, and his face is grave: “Sergeant-major, we have just received the news that in spite of all possible medical attention and a brave fight for life, Private Higgins’s poor sister has tragically died. This was Higgins’s last close family member and I cannot stress strongly enough the need to pass on this news as gently as possible.”
“Don’t you worry, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-shun! All members of C Company who have living sisters, three paces… wait for it!… three paces forward, March! Higgins, where the ‘ell are you going you ‘horrible little man?”
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“In that case, follow me.” So she follows him into the back room and
he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his
boxers and says: “Well go on then you said you’d do anything!”
So she picks up his d.ck, holds it to her mouth and says: “Hello………mom are you there?”