Man Heard Seductive Coos

waiting on the other sides and immediately decides to give it a try.
While slipping his junk into the first hole, he notices there’s a
small American flag on the wall.

From behind the wall, he hears “Rub-a-dub-dub! Thanks for the grub!”
and promptly receives incredible oral that leaves him breathless.

Thinking it would be a waste to leave now, he walks up to a second
hole with a Japanese flag above it and inserts his johnson.

From behind the wall, he hears “Itadakimasu!” and receives
mind-blowing service that almost makes his knees buckle.

Excited to try another, he eagerly walks up to a third hole with
a French flag above it and places his member into the hole.

From behind the wall, he hears “Bon appétit!”, but quickly
takes his junk back out.

Confused, the French woman behind the wall peers through the
hole and sees the man putting his pants back on with a sad
expression and shuffling back to the exit,
muttering “…it’s not THAT petite…”

What Are Some of The Dark Lessons That Life Showed You ?

What are some of the dark lessons that life showed you?

    1 Never tell people 100%, tell them 70% about yourself, and 30% should be hidden.
    2 Anyone you love can die. Any time. Cherish them.

    3 Fairness is unnatural. Nothing is 100% fair.

    4 Live life the way you want to live it. Because even people who care for you can’t be with you every step of the way.

   5 People only want to hear the good, not the bad. So if you have issues, it’ll be hard to find people to confide in.

  Respect yourself, because people can see if you don’t.

 7 Everyone has a mask and they play different ones to different people. Lovers, families, coworkers…you’ll be surprised how different people can be in different social contexts.

 8 Some people are evil for the sake of it. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT IF YOU END UP IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT PERSON. GET OUT OF IT.

 10 It doesn’t matter how good your grades are, because grades aren’t everything and people pay more attention to your social skills. Grades only take you halfway.

  11 Once you hurt someone, they’re not likely to forget. They will always remember how much you’ve hurt them. One negligible action can have devastating consequences.