A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, “I bought Olympic c0nd**ms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?” His wife replies, “How about we try a silver one instead? You can try to come second for a change.”
Category: Funny
Don’t Put Into My Mouth
A man gets “I love you” tattooed on his pen**s… He goes home and tears his pants off, eager to show his girlfriend. She looks at him and shakes her head saying “there you go again trying to put words in my mouth”. What is Cord Blood and how it is stored? When a baby…