“Is this her first child?” the doctor Asks.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
Is This Her first Child
Category: Funny
When Hilarious Patient Comes
Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.
Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
When a Child Swallowed a Key
Doctor:- And you are coming to me now,
after 10 days.
Person:- We had a duplicate key, but
today it is lost.
What can you do when you only have 24 hours to live
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!
WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you
since yesterday.
When Student has $*x With Teacher
“I had sex with my teacher.” The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, “No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts.”
When an Old Person Takes Viagra Just to Urinate
The old man says, “Listen sonny, I’m 80 years old. I don’t want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
Wen Parrot Swallows a Viagra Tablet
“How come you are sweating?” he asks.
The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
Egyptian Man Fixed His Wife’s Price
The Egyptian man says, “No, not worth it.”
The stranger says, “Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they’re not worth it?”
The Egyptian man says, “Oh, the pills are worth it my wife isn’t.”
