Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. To scare the Lion,
the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.
Doctor: Good! You understood the story. Next patient please

worry darling, I am
already married.

Boy: I sent those
pics to her Dad.

If a kidney fails,
the liver manages
with another kidney.

“What am I supposed to
do with two dead dogs?”

become one with each other.

I want to have it every single day.