Husband Wife jokes

we should rehang the picture. After gazing at
my message for a few seconds, she replied,
“You know, I think a black marker would cover
over all that so that we could sell it.”

“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t
know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when I’m driving.”