Category: little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny’s Neighbour

Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears. Johnny…

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Little Johnny Went on a Camping

says: Sure 5 minutes later the teachersays: Woah Woah Woah that’s not mybellybutton! Little Johnny says:Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

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When Lawyer is Out for a Drive

me sick. Here you are, going on about your precious car, and you didn’t even notice your left arm was torn off in the crash.”The man looks down at the bloody stump, and with mounting horror, exclaims, “My Rolex!”

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When Little Johnny Read his Story

exclaimed. “Is he OK?” “He must be,” said Little Johnny.“He stopped calling for help yesterday

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When Little Jealous boy wants attention

the mailman, a neighbor, and the pizzathe delivery guy was found dead.

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When Little Johnny Knows Secret of His Father

Shouted Little Johnny. “How would you know that?”Shouted his dad from the bedroom. “He’s sitting on his front porch with a lollipop, counting bluecars!” Little Johnny shouted back.

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When Little Johnny learns a lesson about karma…

Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.”Johnny again plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.Suddenly the Mom comes running over and nips little Johnny.The neighbor says, “what did you learn John

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