for another man’ the man says
‘what’s the good then?’ And
the doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’
Man Jokes
Men are an Important Part of This World
can’t buy you a drink! LOL
Men reports Stolen Credit Card
the thief’s wife has
started using it
When a Drunk Man Falls Down
falling on my face!
Wife: Idiot, you left
your wheelchair at the bar!
Man in Magic Forest
“You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Man Pulled with His Son
up the driveway when the dad steps in a pile of dog poop.
“SHIT!” He exclaims.
The little boy asks, “Daddy whats shit?”
Dad points to his shoe.
Sometime later, the boy goes upstairs to the bathroom to see his
dad shaving. He accidentally cuts himself and yells. “NUTS!”
“Daddy? Whats nuts?”
Dad points to his face.
Boy finally goes into this kitchen to see his mother stuffing a turkey.
She drops some of the stuffing on the floor and yells “FUCK!”
“Mommy? Whats fuck?”
She points at the dropped stuffing.
Sometime later, there is a knock on the door. Its a cop that is
investigating a rash of local crime, interviewing the neighbors.
The little boy answers the door and gleefully says
“Howdy Bastard! Wipe your shit on the mat. Dads upstairs shaving his nuts.
Moms in the kitchen fucking a turkey.!”
The Man Walked into Library and Asked for Some Ham and Cheese
librarian, “Can I please
have some ham and cheese?”