A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.


Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

A drunk man never tells a lie.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

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I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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May be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

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I still love you, that’s a fact. But a million apologies can’t bring me back.

Don’t depend on anyone, everybody changes when they meet new people.

Tears are nature’s lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

Fake love is worse than real hate.


Stop falling for those who won’t raise you up in the future.

I pretend to be stupid, because i want you to love me… But you give me a fake love… because you think I’m stupid.

I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed.


People wear masks of lies so that they look attractive, so be careful.


Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.


Real love is what you feel it. You see it, and you show it! But fake love is just made of words.


Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who only love you under certain conditions.


I didn’t fall in love with you; I fell in love with the person you pretended to be.


I miss the old you. The one that cared about me.


A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.


We all believe that, we can’t buy love even if we are rich enough; but I think no one buys his own property.


“A false love, begins with the eye and soon spills from the eye in pain. Where a true love, begins with the eye, and settles in the heart.”


“Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn’t have.”


If someone wants you, nothing will keep them away, but if they don’t want you, nothing will make them stay!


Don’t ever fake love anyone just because you’re lonely!


Fake is the new trend, and everyone seems to be in style.


Real love you feel it; you see it; you show it! But fake love is just words.


A fake lover stops loving and caring from the day he knows he’ll never get her…


“True love is knowing a person’s faults, and loving them even more for them.”


“True love is like a pair of socks you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.”


“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”