Police Officer watching Speeding Cars

confused “the sign back there says 10.”“You’re mistaken ma’am, that sign was to tell you that this is route 10, the limit here 60.”“Oh, my” says the woman very embarrassed, “I am so sorry, I will pay closer attention to the signs.” At this point the police officer notices the other passengers in the car:…

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Why Don’t you Ever see Elephants Hiding in Trees

in cherry trees.What is the loudest sound in the jungle?Giraffes eating cherries.

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The Ghost Panda

started talking. Turned out that itwas a ghost panda and it only ate bam-booooo!

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Orange and a Big Cookie

had done that, she said becauseshe thought that God was onlywatching oranges.

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Skeleton in Neighborhood

his secret: he could feel the bad vibes in his bones.

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When I Started Job

you get Dick from Kyle?”I replied, “You just ask nicely.”

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When beer Company CEO order Cock

which he replied:“I figured if you 3 weren’t orderingbeer it would be rude for me to.”

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When Little Johnny Talk Like An Adult

but let’s talk like an adult,remember? “My family enjoyed afine bowl of macaroni and cheese” –.do you see? OK, Becky, you try: What pets do you have? Becky: My mommy has a kitty and my daddy has a bunny.Mrs. Smith: That’s great, but as an adult, remember? “My mother has a cat and my father…

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When he found chest with gold coins.

tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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When He shows Up His A New Bike

girl on her bike came up to mestarted taking off her clothes and said ‘its all yours’ so Ijust took the bike” he said. His friend replied “Good choicebro the clothes probably didn’t even fit you”

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When Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule

comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her:“Your chest is fucking epic.”

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When Einstein Became Driver

while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won’t be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult…

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