Silly Jokes

“We are all human beans.”

white because she’s very
happy and this is the happiest
day of her life.”
The boy nods and then says,
“OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

I heard it hit some cows down
on the Johnson Farm.”
The other cow replies, “I ain’t
worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”

and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.

racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.
Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.
‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.
The wife tossed the phone at him and said ‘Your horse called’.

is for college boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”
“I see, what about the 6-pack?”
“That one is for young bachelors. Twice on a Friday, twice on a Saturday, and twice on a Sunday.”
The boy’s eyes widened as he asked, “And what about the 12-pack?”
“The 12-pack is for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…..”