racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.
Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.
‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.
The wife tossed the phone at him and said ‘Your horse called’.
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Father and Son in Pharmacy
is for college boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”
“I see, what about the 6-pack?”
“That one is for young bachelors. Twice on a Friday, twice on a Saturday, and twice on a Sunday.”
The boy’s eyes widened as he asked, “And what about the 12-pack?”
“The 12-pack is for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…..”
Police Officer watching Speeding Cars
confused “the sign back there says 10.”
“You’re mistaken ma’am, that sign was to tell you that this is route 10, the limit here 60.”
“Oh, my” says the woman very embarrassed, “I am so sorry, I will pay closer attention to the signs.”
At this point the police officer notices the other passengers in the car: three more elderly women,
all very pale and wide-eyed, clutching the armrests with white-knucked hands.
“Ma’am” he asks “are your passengers alright? They look quite shaken.”
“Oh, they’ll be fine, dear” says the elderly woman “we just turned off of route 250.”
Why Don’t you Ever see Elephants Hiding in Trees
in cherry trees.
What is the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
The Ghost Panda
started talking. Turned out that it
was a ghost panda and it only ate bam-booooo!
Orange and a Big Cookie
had done that, she said because
she thought that God was only
watching oranges.
Skeleton in Neighborhood
his secret: he could feel the bad vibes in his bones.