which he replied:
“I figured if you 3 weren’t ordering
beer it would be rude for me to.”
When beer Company CEO order Cock
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When Little Johnny Talk Like An Adult
but let’s talk like an adult,
remember? “My family enjoyed a
fine bowl of macaroni and cheese” –.
do you see? OK, Becky, you try: What pets do you have?
Becky: My mommy has a kitty and my daddy has a bunny.
Mrs. Smith: That’s great, but as an adult, remember?
“My mother has a cat and my father has a rabbit.”
Little Johnny, you try: What did you do for fun last night?
Little Johnny thinks hard and replies
Well, my mommy and my daddy and me all watched Winnie the Shit
When he found chest with gold coins.
tell my wife about it,
but then I remembered
why I was digging in our garden.
When He shows Up His A New Bike
girl on her bike came up to me
started taking off her clothes
and said ‘its all yours’ so I
just took the bike” he said.
His friend replied “Good choice
bro the clothes probably didn’t even fit you”
When Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule
comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.
I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her:
“Your chest is fucking epic.”
When Einstein Became Driver
while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won’t be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says :
“Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I’m going to let my driver reply to it for me.”