When Little Johnny Talk Like An Adult

but let’s talk like an adult,
remember? “My family enjoyed a
fine bowl of macaroni and cheese” –.
do you see? OK, Becky, you try: What pets do you have?

Becky: My mommy has a kitty and my daddy has a bunny.
Mrs. Smith: That’s great, but as an adult, remember?

“My mother has a cat and my father has a rabbit.”
Little Johnny, you try: What did you do for fun last night?

Little Johnny thinks hard and replies
Well, my mommy and my daddy and me all watched Winnie the Shit

When He shows Up His A New Bike

girl on her bike came up to me
started taking off her clothes

and said ‘its all yours’ so I
just took the bike” he said.

His friend replied “Good choice
bro the clothes probably didn’t even fit you”