Laugh Out Loud: Best Woman Jokes

Three sorority sisters meet for brunch 20 years after graduation.

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Posted on August 9, 2024September 11, 2024

The waiter asks, “What will you have today?” “White wine, and a salad.” “White wine and a salad, also.” “White wine! And a salad!” The conversation starts and Amanda says, “Why don’t you tell us a little about your life, Stacey?” Stacey says, “It’s amazing! I’m married to an international businessman and we travel all…

Young Lady Starts a new Job

and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her,she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady,comes in some time later.The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks “How much for the big red one onthe wall?” The…

Woman Walks into a Drugstore

“No sir, but do you mind if I waitaround here until someone does?”

A Woman and a Baby come into the Doctor’s Office

pressing, kneading, and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: “No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don’t have any milk!”The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: “Well of course I don’t.” “I’m…

A Woman and Lobster

time there was this handsome lobster…”

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Posted on January 24, 2023January 24, 2023

Eventually the lady asks,“Aren’t you gonna bite them?”He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”

A Woman in Her 90s

“it is at the height of yourleft nipple”The elderly woman thanks the manand ends the call.A new day arrives and the doctorreads the headline of his newspaper“Elderly woman wants to commit suicide,shoots herself in the knee”

I Wasted my Life

Swahili but it turns out I justmisheard my uncle when I thoughhe told me “girls love a cunninglinguist”.

Redhead and Blonde Stepsister

replies. omg you dirtylittle slut! how many is a puerto rican?

A Young Blonde Woman Fears

out of bed, begging and pleadingwith her not to shoot herself.The hysterical blonde tells herhusband: “Shut up … you’re next!”

All Lost in the Desert

at home with her family. Poof! She wasback home with her family. The blonde said,“Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

My Aunt had a Hard Time

guess any position will do.” The bar owner thought for a few seconds. Then she said, “Madam, do you get around in a wheelchair?” A little taken aback, my aunt replied, “No. I hop around on crutches most of the time.” Again, the bartender paused, thinking. My aunt began to look a little concerned. Finally,…

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