says, “Yeah, it means
the drain is clogged again.”
Woman out of the Shower
Woman Jokes
Lady went to Visit her Dentist
said the old lady.
“I want you to take
my husband’s teeth out.”
If Woman Was Run World
of jealous countries that
aren’t talking to each other.
Man and Woman in Bar
a man on Stacey’s desk and asks,
“Is this your brother?” “No, it
isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles.
“Is it your husband?” Stacey
giggles even more, “No, silly!”
“Then, it must be your boyfriend!”
Stacey giggles even more while
nibbling on Jim’s ear.
She says,
“No, silly!” “Then, who is it?”
Stacey replies, “That’s me
before my operation!”
Three Ladies on Bus Stop
Navajo.” The third lady
looks at both of them and
says, “I’m a Dallas hoe.”
Drinking Groom
better than to be out boozing
in the early hours just before
a big wedding, but I don’t like
to see the groom drinking alone.
Windows Frozen
five minutes later, “Computer
really messed up now.”