Man and Woman in Bar

a man on Stacey’s desk and asks,
“Is this your brother?” “No, it
isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles.

“Is it your husband?” Stacey
giggles even more, “No, silly!”
“Then, it must be your boyfriend!”
Stacey giggles even more while
nibbling on Jim’s ear.

She says,
“No, silly!” “Then, who is it?”
Stacey replies, “That’s me
before my operation!”

Drinking Groom

better than to be out boozing
in the early hours just before
a big wedding, but I don’t like
to see the groom drinking alone.