When Elderly Woman Goes to the Doctor

patient “Do you have any difficulty walking?” The elderly woman
says she indeed does. The doctor tries again and again and
again to get a reflex out of the old woman’s knees but each time
she only gasps.

The doctor, concerned and analyzing the situation asks the old
woman if she’s feeling any pain or discomfort in her knees and
she replies “No Doc, but can you stop with the hammer?! My tits
are killing me!”

When her Showoff Made Her stupid

She puts her items through, and the
cashier scans them without a word.

Disappointed at the lack of
the reaction, she starts to leave.

But just as she’s passing through
the doors, to her horror, she hears

the cashier whisper to her coworker,
“I think that tranny has a big dick”.