“We’re working” the first blonde replies.
“Just the two of you?” He inquires.
“Well” the second blonde chimes in, “there’s usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick”
“Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.”
“Too bad you didnt look in the freezer,” said Erica, “Or we might both still be alive.”
To that the pilot says, “Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
Nah” So I gave him the 20.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said “Sister, I think it’s your feet.” The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. “Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?” Little Johnny said “Well, I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying ‘Oh God, I’m coming.’ I gotta tell you, if dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”