finds Isaac outside where he has
drawn a square around himself.
Albert asks Newton “What kind of
hiding place is that Newton?”
and Newton replies “i am
not Newton i am a Pascal.”
Albert asks Newton “What kind of
hiding place is that Newton?”
and Newton replies “i am
not Newton i am a Pascal.”
The first one slurs…
back, “Well I have a DhD.”
The second says, exasperated, “What the hell is a DhD??”
The first cackles, “You’re some doc if you don’t know what ADHD is!
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The Fire Chief walks in and says, What are you doing? Give this man mouth to mouth. One of the fireman says: I did how do you think all this shit got started…
Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, “It’s fuuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuuckin’ slippers?”
John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sxx with both of you.”
One of the sisters replies, “Prove it!”
John yells downstairs, “Tom! Both of them?!.”
Tom yells back, “Of course! What’s the point of fuuckin’ one?!.”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.
~Emo Philips, The Best Religious Joke of All Time According to Someone
sounds strange.
Husband: Dozentit.
the bartender says, pouring
the man a shot.
Downing the drink, the man
replies, “And that’s why
I like you better than my barber.“