I Got Frustrated one Day

could go about most of my everyday routines. I would just have to stop trying to prop the window until I figured this out. Finally I had an idea. I went up to my attic and retrieved a gigantic pair of ceramic legs to place underneath the windowsill. It worked. The ceramic legs were tall enough to be placed on the ground and prop the window from where they stood. I decided this would be my permanent solution for propping this window in future, so I stored the ceramic legs under the window sill. I didn’t feel like putting them back in the attic, because otherwise, I just couldn’t stand the pane.

Man in a Hotel Lobby

if your heart is soft as
your breast, I know you’ll
forgive me.” She replies,
“If your penis is as hard
as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”