Woman: Why didn’t
you bite my nipple?
Man: Well, I don’t have $1M.
I Wasted my Life
Swahili but it turns out I just
misheard my uncle when I though
he told me “girls love a cunning
linguist”.
I was Visiting my Boyfriend
newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”
I can tell you this: That
roach never knew what hit him.
Picture of a Nice Looking Girl
She: “You know how to
clone people?”
He: “People?! God no! Just pubes.”
I Got Frustrated one Day
could go about most of my everyday routines. I would just have to stop trying to prop the window until I figured this out. Finally I had an idea. I went up to my attic and retrieved a gigantic pair of ceramic legs to place underneath the windowsill. It worked. The ceramic legs were tall enough to be placed on the ground and prop the window from where they stood. I decided this would be my permanent solution for propping this window in future, so I stored the ceramic legs under the window sill. I didn’t feel like putting them back in the attic, because otherwise, I just couldn’t stand the pane.
Man in a Hotel Lobby
if your heart is soft as
your breast, I know you’ll
forgive me.” She replies,
“If your penis is as hard
as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”
I was Visiting my Boyfriend
newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”
I can tell you this: That
roach never knew what hit him.