it’s going to be on my own Accord.
A Plane with Six Kids
“No. I work for a c*ndom
company. These are customer complaints.”
What Nun Asks the Children ?
parents room and my mom’s feet
were in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!!!”
There Were Two Cows out in a Field
hit some cows down on the
Johnson Farm.”
The other cow replies, “I
ain’t worried, it don’t
affect us ducks.”
A man is walking in the desert
know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
A Pirate Walks into a Bar
“Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Reaching the end of a Job Interview
car leased every two years, say, a
red Corvette?” The engineer sits up
straight and says, “Wow! Are you
kidding?” The interviewer replies,
“Yeah, but you started it.”