replies. omg you dirty
little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
Little Johnny Went on a Camping
says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher
says: Woah Woah Woah that’s not my
bellybutton! Little Johnny says:
Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
You are Dumb
Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.
Man Walks into a Library
says, “I don’t know if it’s
in yet.” The man replies,
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
An Old Man is at His Bedside
replies the man. “Just
pray for stiffness,”
says the wife, “and
I’ll guide the fucker.”
My Step-sister Walked into My Room
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch
you wearing my clothes again, I’m
telling mom and dad!”
A Girl Comes up to Her Stepdad
A girl comes up to her stepdad and asks to borrow his car.
The stepdad denies her so she begs and begs and begs until finally the stepdad says, “fine, I’ll let you borrow the car if you drop on your knees and s*u*c*k my dIck.”
Disgusted, she turns around and goes back to her room.
30 mins later, she comes back to ask again because she really needs to borrow his car.
He says “Ok, but you still have to suck my dIck.!” She agrees, “fine but you better not tell anyone!”
She drops to her knees and puts his dIck. in her mouth but instantly pops up on her feet. “Ew! Your dIcktaste like shit!”
The father then remembers, “oh that’s right, your brother has the car tonight!”