six figures and going to
Hawaii this weekend to renew
his wedding vows with my mom.
It’s Just a Monkey
older sister that her monkey
had started growing hair. The
sister replies “Mine even
started eating bananas!”.
A Girl in a Club
“And I’ve got no eyebrows,
so what does that tell you?”
“Going by the rest of your face,
have you been in a fire?”
Final Complaint
What was the complaint?
Phil: We haven’t had any yet.
This Wine is Described as Full
He: Are you describing the wine or
your mother?
Pharmacist tells a Customer
mother-in-law just isn’t enough.’
A Young Blonde Woman Fears
out of bed, begging and pleading
with her not to shoot herself.
The hysterical blonde tells her
husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”