When Food Critic Visits a Local Restaurant

is something missing in his bowl of soup.
The owner asks whether it is too spicy or
sweet or salty. When the food critic says
no, the owner decides to taste the soup

himself but he can’t find the spoon.
“Yeah,” says the critic, “that’s what is missing.”

A Barber Shop Joke

asked the son where his father was.
The boy shocked us by saying,
“That man was not my father. He just told
me that if I wanted to get a free haircut
at the barbershop, I should come with him.”

Sad Life of a Mosquito

to his problems and told him that
he should really visit a therapist
instead of a doctor.
The mosquito replied, “Yeah, I know.
I just came in because of the blood.”

Twin Sons in Neighbor

car passing the neighborhood, so he stopped it to ask for help.
When the police officer asked him for his name, he replied,
“Mind Your Own Business!” Feeling insulted, the police officer
still asked politely who he was looking for. Mind Your Own Business
replied, “I am looking for Trouble!”