When Father and mom Get Divorced

sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!” She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing…

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When He shows Up His A New Bike

girl on her bike came up to mestarted taking off her clothes and said ‘its all yours’ so Ijust took the bike” he said. His friend replied “Good choicebro the clothes probably didn’t even fit you”

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When Donald Proves He is Smart

‘My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.’ The little boy said, ‘That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America ‘s smartest President took my schoolbag… Edit : Thank you for…

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When He Finds out His Wife is Pr0stitute… And

when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 30-foot high board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came…

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When Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule

comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her:“Your chest is fucking epic.”

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When man hire a Ho0ker from casino..

His friend interrupts, “What? That’s an expensive blowjob. And $150 for the pussy?” The guy says, “well, turns out it was actually a dude so no pussy. I was horny as hell, so $150 for anal.” His friend says, “Wow, was it worth it?” He responds, “Yeah. It was great. My asshole stillhurts a lot…

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When Johnny Must Be savage

h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?”J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Seven!”T‌‌eacher: “‌‌Johnny, w‌‌here i‌‌n t‌‌he h‌‌eck d‌‌o y‌‌ou g‌‌et s‌‌even f‌‌rom?!”J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Because I‌‌’ve a‌‌lready g‌‌ot a‌‌ f‌‌reaking c‌‌at!”

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When Little Johnny learns a lesson about karma…

Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.”Johnny again plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.Suddenly the Mom comes running over and nips little Johnny.The neighbor says, “what did you learn John

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When Hilarious Patient Comes

Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.

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When Dirty Hippie Entered in Shop

The clerk, somewhat used to sights such as this, nodded hello, then said, “It looks like you lost a shoe.”The naked guy said, “Huh?”The clerk pointed down at the fellow’s feet. “You lost a shoe.”The hippie slowly moved his bloodshot gaze down towards the floor.After staring silently at his feet for several seconds, he looked…

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When Caption Trump of the RMS Titanic

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When Couple Celebrating Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary

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When Her Husband is Losing Interest

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When Einstein Became Driver

while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won’t be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult…

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When Hot Female Doctor Examines

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