Dad: “HI GAY, I’M…DAD”
Son: “No dad, I’m serious!”
Dad: “You’re serious? I thought you were Gay!”
Son Like A Father
Will’s experience at the airport
She smiled and told him not to
worry because they were trained
professionals and he was in good
hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane
arrived yet?”
Waiting for Royal Enfield Quotes
I just look at you and thought how lucky I am and that look takes my breath away….
I just wonder about your tender and fine structure….
Your curves make me crazy….
I do smile like an idiot when I m with you
I don’t know why but just because it’s you…
Well I am talking about my future
Waiting for ROYAL ENFIELD !!!!
Where guys are busy these days by checking out the butt of ladies, there are some aspiring guys like me checking out the butts of Royal Enfields. Waiting for my ROYAL ENFIELD !
The day..
When ever I peep out of
My house..
I see an Majestic
ROYAL ENFIELD
waiting for me to drive…
When her friends were busy with fashion jewels, there was she dreaming of her own Royal Enfield..!
Addicted Guys go to the Hypnotist
himself. He says “fuck it. That guy way full shit. There’s no way one little drink
will kill me.” And goes into the bar. The other 2 men; curious to see what happens, wait for him outside.
Minutes later the alcoholic opens the bar door, takes one step onto the sidewalk, and drops dead.
The other 2 men are shocked in disbelief.
The 2 men continue down the street. A man walking towards them flicks an almost full cigarette onto the sidewalk as he goes into a store.
The chain smoker stops in front of the cigarette and stares at it. The sex addict says to him “don’t do it man. If you bend over and
pick up that smoke we’re both fucking dead”
