you walking around naked like that?”The cowboy says, “Well, sheriff, it went like this.
I was out at a bar earlier tonight and I saw this gorgeous girl sitting at the bar.
We got to talking, danced a while, had a few beers, and next thing you know we’re
making out in her trailer.
She took off her shirt and told me to take off my shirt, so I did. Then she took off her
shorts and told me to take off my jeans, so I did. Then she took off her bra and her
panties and told me to take off my boxers, so I did. Then she went and lay down on the bed,
spread her legs, looked at me kinda sexy and said ‘Now go to town, cowboy!’
And, well, here I am!”