patient “Do you have any difficulty walking?” The elderly woman
says she indeed does. The doctor tries again and again and
again to get a reflex out of the old woman’s knees but each time
she only gasps.

The doctor, concerned and analyzing the situation asks the old
woman if she’s feeling any pain or discomfort in her knees and
she replies “No Doc, but can you stop with the hammer?! My tits
are killing me!”

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