I stuck my penis inside the pickle slicer?'”
The wife is clearly blindsided by this confession and doesn’t know what to say next.
Eventually, she says to him “That was an incredibly stupid and
unsafe thing to do but at least you’re all in one piece.”
The husband appreciates his wife’s response and says “I suppose you’re right.”
To lighten the mood the wife asks cheerfully “So what happened to the pickle slicer?”
The husband takes a moment and says “Oh, she was fired too.”