I’ve slept with more than 1,000 women!”
Second guy fires back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m
a top gynecologist at the highest rated

hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year,
have patients and nurses who have sex with me

every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment
me on my 12 inch penis and I’ve slept with well over 5,000 women.”

Last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat. I
fucked over all the Redditors who were
expecting a punchline to this joke.”

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