can’t buy you a drink! LOL
Story Teller
Difference Between a Bachelor
home, checks out what’s in
the bed & goes to the fridge.
Kid in Wedding with His Mum
white because she’s very
happy and this is the happiest
day of her life.”
The boy nods and then says,
“OK, and why is the boy all in black?”
Soldier’s Breakup off his Engagement
with a note saying, “I regret
that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”
Drinking Groom
better than to be out boozing
in the early hours just before
a big wedding, but I don’t like
to see the groom drinking alone.
Boyfriend is Like a Coffee
I want to have it every single day.
Help ! Help ! I am Drowning
THE DROWNING MAN SAYS SI SI! PARLO ITALIANO! AIUTO PER FAVORE! YOU IDIOT! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOU TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM THAN TO LEARN ITALIAN