Naughty Jokes

She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work.
He tells her he will take the
day off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door.
The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door
and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to tell him yes to his question,
because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”
She nods, a yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there. He asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
“Yes I do.” says the lady.
The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her,
she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady,
comes in some time later.
The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks “How much for the big red one on
the wall?” The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models,
but the customer is adamant about the big red one. When the customer offers the clerk $100, she accepts it.
The boss eventually returns and asks how the day went. The clerk replies “Good! I sold a white dildo for $10,
a black dildo for $20 and your fire extinguisher for $100!”

says: Sure 5 minutes later
the teacher says: Woah Woah
Woah that’s not my belly
button! Little Johnny says:
Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.

you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it

also my sister and step-mother.
Restaurant Host- Ok, I’ll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.
Tutankhamen- Four? I’m just bringing Ankhesenamun.

A spokesperson was quoted
as saying,
“We have absolutely nothing to go on.”