She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work.
He tells her he will take the
day off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door.
The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door
and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to tell him yes to his question,
because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”
She nods, a yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there. He asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
“Yes I do.” says the lady.
The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”
Naughty Jokes
Job as a Cashier
and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her,
she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady,
comes in some time later.
The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks “How much for the big red one on
the wall?” The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models,
but the customer is adamant about the big red one. When the customer offers the clerk $100, she accepts it.
The boss eventually returns and asks how the day went. The clerk replies “Good! I sold a white dildo for $10,
a black dildo for $20 and your fire extinguisher for $100!”
Johnny Went on a Camping Trip
says: Sure 5 minutes later
the teacher says: Woah Woah
Woah that’s not my belly
button! Little Johnny says:
Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
If You are Dumb
Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.
Police Inspector
you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it
Dinner Reservation
also my sister and step-mother.
Restaurant Host- Ok, I’ll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.
Tutankhamen- Four? I’m just bringing Ankhesenamun.
One more April Fools Joke
A spokesperson was quoted
as saying,
“We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
I don’t want to go to school
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
Licked and Sucked the Nipple
Woman: Why didn’t
you bite my nipple?
Man: Well, I don’t have $1M.
You are Dumb
Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.
My Stepdad
six figures and going to
Hawaii this weekend to renew
his wedding vows with my mom.
A Fly is 6 Inches Above Water
runs down to get the mouse trips
and falls into the water and that’s
the story of how six inches can
get a pu*sy wet.
When Jazzy Say My Father is Pregnant
got a little sister, now
my father is undergoing the same pain.!!!
Conversation Between Two Sperms
‘‘No sure but we just passed the esophagus.’
What Nun Asks the Children ?
parents room and my mom’s feet
were in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!!!”