Husband Wife jokes

Priest replied, ‘Take your husband to that
woman’s doorsteps… and check if WiFi connects automatically’

I don’t want to play monopoly
with him anymore.

“No, that’s not it,” the boy replied. “It’s my mom. She said that
if I kiss a girl before I’m sixteen, I’ll turn into a statue.
And I could feel it starting already.”

we should rehang the picture. After gazing at
my message for a few seconds, she replied,
“You know, I think a black marker would cover
over all that so that we could sell it.”

He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

and said multiplication doesn’t
apply on zero.