
It’s been a month now and she’s
still not speaking to me
It’s been a month now and she’s
still not speaking to me
of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch
you wearing my clothes again, I’m
telling mom and dad!”
What was the complaint?
Phil: We haven’t had any yet.
kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
(via gcfl.net)
“Who names a drink ‘Steve?'”
single language, not one, in
which a double positive can
express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the
room piped up, “Yeah, right.”