A playful gathering of friends swapping jokes.
Mia: Okay, I’ve got one for you! Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Jake: Hmm, I don’t know. Why?
Mia: Because Ken came in another box!
Jake: (laughs) That’s a good one! Talk about an unexpected delivery!
A lively party, where friends are sharing jokes.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard this funny one about Cinderella!
Friend 2: Oh, let’s hear it!
Friend 1: What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
Friend 2: I don’t know, what?
Friend 1: “Want to see if it fits?”
Friend 2: (laughs) That’s clever! I guess she wasn’t just talking about the shoe, huh?
Setting: A cozy coffee shop on a rainy afternoon. Two friends, Sam and Alex, are catching up over coffee.
Sam: (stirring his coffee) You won’t believe the joke I heard the other day!
Alex: Oh? Lay it on me!
Sam: Okay, here it goes. Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
Alex: Hmm, I have no idea. Why?
Sam: He saw the climate change!
Alex: (chuckles) That’s a good one! But wait, how did he see the climate change? Did it have a sign or something?
Sam: (laughs) Maybe it was wearing a big hat and sunglasses, strolling down the street!
Alex: (giggling) Can you imagine? The weatherman is like, “Whoa, what’s with the warm front?”
Sam: Exactly! And then the climate change just smirks and says, “I’m here for a good time, not a long time!”
Alex: (laughing) That’s so cheeky! But really, how does a weatherman react to climate change? Does he just blush and pretend it’s not happening?
Sam: (grinning) Probably! He’s like, “It’s fine, everything’s fine! Just a little warm front!”
Alex: (playfully) And when it gets really hot, he’s like, “This is normal! Totally normal!” while wiping sweat from his brow.
Sam: (nods) Right? Meanwhile, his cheeks are getting pinker by the minute!
Alex: (leans in) I can picture it now. He’s standing in front of the camera, trying to keep his cool while the temperatures rise. “And today’s forecast is… uh, a bit steamy!”
Sam: (laughing) He has to keep it professional, but inside he’s panicking! “Oh no, I’ve got to change my wardrobe!”
Alex: (playfully) Next thing you know, he shows up in a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. “Welcome to the summer forecast!”
Sam: (with a grin) Exactly! And every time he mentions the heatwave, he’s fanning himself. “It’s a scorcher out there, folks!”
Alex: (pretending to be the weatherman) “And for the rest of the week, expect more ‘blushing’ temperatures!”
Sam: (bursting with laughter) Oh man, he’d be a hit on social media! #BlushingWeatherman!
Alex: (joining in) And he’d get all sorts of comments like, “Don’t worry, we love your rosy cheeks!”
Sam: (wiping tears from laughter) Right? They’d be like, “It’s not just the heat, it’s the charm!”
Alex: (grinning) Maybe he should embrace it! “Stay tuned for the ‘Weather with a Blush’ segment!”
Sam: (enthusiastically) And every time he gets a prediction wrong, he just blushes even more! “Oops, my bad! Looks like I underestimated the heat!”
Alex: (chuckling) And the viewers are just like, “Aww, we forgive you, just keep those cheeks rosy!”
Sam: (sipping his coffee) You know, if he keeps this up, he could host a whole new show called “Romance in the Forecast!”
Alex: (laughing) Featuring him and the climate change, a love story full of ups and downs!
Sam: (playfully) And every episode ends with a rosy sunset!
Alex: (smirking) I’d watch that! It’s educational and romantic!
Sam: (leaning back) Who knew a little climate change could lead to such laughter?
Alex: (smiling) Well, at least we can always count on the weatherman for a good chuckle, rosy cheeks and all!
(They both laugh, enjoying their time together as the rain continues to patter against the window.)
It’s been a month now and she’s
still not speaking to me
of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch
you wearing my clothes again, I’m
telling mom and dad!”
What was the complaint?
Phil: We haven’t had any yet.
kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
(via gcfl.net)
“Who names a drink ‘Steve?'”
single language, not one, in
which a double positive can
express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the
room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can
enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud.’”
of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha…
(Condom walks off laughing)”
the co-worker asked.
“You’re fired.”
I’ll help you
get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive … I was weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed but thought to myself, “my wife won’t like it.”
After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d best go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Still under the cart, I guess.”
is something missing in his bowl of soup.
The owner asks whether it is too spicy or
sweet or salty. When the food critic says
no, the owner decides to taste the soup
himself but he can’t find the spoon.
“Yeah,” says the critic, “that’s what is missing.”