It’s been a month now and she’s
still not speaking to me
Dirty Jokes
April Fools Joke
of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
My Step-sister Walked into My Room
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch
you wearing my clothes again, I’m
telling mom and dad!”
Final Complaint
What was the complaint?
Phil: We haven’t had any yet.
The Trouble of Flying Your Dog
kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
(via gcfl.net)
Grasshopper sits Down at a Bar
“Who names a drink ‘Steve?'”
A professor said that
single language, not one, in
which a double positive can
express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the
room piped up, “Yeah, right.”