Couple Jokes and Hilarious Stories to Share

ten years,” I said. “Really?”
she asked. “But you look so happy.”

“No, I will also live with your sister.”

grows longer! Then he asks her, “Is it wide enough?” and again she says.
“I guess it could be just a bit wider.” So he starts tugging at his own
ears and it gets a bit wider.

An hour or so later the human couple get together to discuss. The man asks
the woman, “So how was your experience with the alien man? Be honest!”

She says “Honestly? No offense to you, but that was the single greatest
sexual experience of my life. What about you and the alien woman?”
The man replies, “Don’t get me wrong, it was good and all but she kept
slapping me in the head and pulling at

that stuck
up cow at No.36′ replies the wife

Old man 1: That’s it. (turns to his wife)
Hey Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant
we went to last night?