Young Lady Starts a new Job

and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her,
she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady,
comes in some time later.
The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks “How much for the big red one on
the wall?” The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models,
but the customer is adamant about the big red one. When the customer offers the clerk $100, she accepts it.
The boss eventually returns and asks how the day went. The clerk replies “Good! I sold a white dildo for $10,
a black dildo for $20 and your fire extinguisher for $100!”

A Woman and a Baby come into the Doctor’s Office

pressing, kneading, and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: “No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don’t have any milk!”
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: “Well of course I don’t.” “I’m his aunt – but I’m sure glad I brought him in!”

A Woman in Her 90s

“it is at the height of your
left nipple”
The elderly woman thanks the man
and ends the call.
A new day arrives and the doctor
reads the headline of his newspaper
“Elderly woman wants to commit suicide,
shoots herself in the knee”