Blonde Men – Joke of the Day

A blonde man shouts frantically into the
phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions
are only 2 minutes apart!” Is this her first
child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts,
“this is her husband!”.

When Blonde Going on Triple Date

One of the blondes asks, ” What if we step on a potato? ” St Peter says, “Even I have been in heaven for a long time, I need an expert to answer that.” Then an expert with brown hair says to the blonde, ” If you still want to be blonde, tom , go to hell. The ladies go to heaven. ” tom asks, “Why can Miranda and Morgan go to heaven when they step on a potato when I can’t?” The expert replied , “Because they’re Siamese Twins.”

Group of Drunk Blondes

turn, saying “Third time’s a charm, right?” and BLAM!! She drops dead.
Danielle picks up the gun and looks at it. “Hey,” she asks Brooke,
“Isn’t this game played with a revolver?”

When Blonde is Jealous

redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.
Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…” The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”