the one who gives the hand-j0ds?”
She winks and replies, “Why yes I am.”
He says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
Category: Blonde Jokes
A blonde man shouts frantically into the
phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions
are only 2 minutes apart!” Is this her first
child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts,
“this is her husband!”.
turn, saying “Third time’s a charm, right?” and BLAM!! She drops dead.
Danielle picks up the gun and looks at it. “Hey,” she asks Brooke,
“Isn’t this game played with a revolver?”
Blonde says
OK when was I born?
Guy says: Yesterday.
at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart.
Her clothes would have never fit you.”
redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.
Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…” The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”
opens the door, milkman says “5 gal mam, don’t you mean 5qts.”
She says no gallons, “I’m taking a milk bath today.”
The milkman asks “Ok how would you like that pasteurized?”
The woman replies, “No just up to my b**bs!”