Christmas Quotes Aesthetic

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. — Charles Schulz

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness. — Bob Hope

At Christmas, all roads lead home. — Marjorie Holmes

And that, of course, is the message of Christmas. We are never alone. Not when the night is darkest, the wind coldest, the world seemingly most indifferent… — Taylor Caldwell

Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away. — Norman Wesley Brooks

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. — Mo Rocca

It’s not how much we give but how much love we put into giving. — Mother Theresa

Funny Christmas Quotes Humor

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”


“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”


“Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.”


“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”


“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”


“Adults can take a simple holiday for children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”


“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”


“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”

Funny Holiday Quotes

“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” — Dave Barry

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” —Johnny Carson
“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” —Robert Godden

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” — Shirley Temple

“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.” — Richard Lewis

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” — P. J. O’Rourke

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” — Author Unknown

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” — Andy Rooney

Inspirational Christmas Quotes

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” – Calvin Coolidge

“Some Christmas tree ornaments do a lot more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.” – Tom Baker

“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” – Richard Paul Evans

“The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn’t matter what mood you’re in, or what kind of year you’ve had–it’s a fresh start.” – Kelly Clarkson

“I love the excitement, the childlike spirit of innocence, and just about everything that goes along with Christmas.” – Hillary Scott

Christmas Quotes Funny

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”

“Adults can take a simple holiday for children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“Christmas is a magical time of year…I just watched all my money magically disappear.” 

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”

Christmas Sayings and Quotes

  • “I’d Rather Shovel Sand Than Snow.”
  • “It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.”
  • “I was cold, so I made an igloo.”
  • “Christmas is Coming.”
  • “The world changes when it snows.”
  • “Stay cozy.”
  • “There’s snow place like home.”
  • “The world changes when it snows.”
  • “#Sleigh”
  • “There’s a certain magic that comes with the very first snow. When the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen.”

Winter Captions For Pinterest / Instagram

  • “Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.”
  • “Sweater Weather is Better Together.”
  • “Make it a December to Remember.”
  • “The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.”
  • “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!”
  • “Ho, ho, ho,  Merry Christmas.”
  • “Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.”
  • “Winter is Coming.”
  • “It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”
  • “‘Tis the season.”
  • “All is calm, all is bright.”
  • “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”
  • “A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!”
  • “Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”