Insulting Quotes for Ex

“Dear EX…I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

“An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”


Insulting Quotes for Ex

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

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You are just like fart. Your presence stinks.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

I would slap you but slapping you might make my hands dirty as you’re a shit.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.

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Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.

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Never feel bad about she left you. Smile that she is with an asshole now.

Insulting Quotes for Ex Boyfriend & Ex Girlfriend

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CABBITCH.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

My inner soul says that the person you are is a human version of a bitch.

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“When an Ex-Girlfriend says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.””

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

She is so beautiful why would I hate her but the fact is she is a bitch too and beautiful bitches bite even harder.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.

If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’, so that’s the proof.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend

“My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

My mother said to donate my old toys for poor kids and that’s why I left him for you bitch.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend

And when you left me for some other girl, I realized why people go for cheaper products instead of classy ones

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“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”

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“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there.

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“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your Ex Boyfriend.”

“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”

“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”

You have the perfect face for radio.

No, no, I’m not insulting you I’m describing you.

Why don’t you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.

“why don’t you go to Walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one you got from k-mart has expired.

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

I hope you are good at algebra, ’cause you have to replace my X without asking Y.

“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customized toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don’t bear his autograph.”

Hay momentos en la vida en los que deberíamos poder tener un maldito control remoto, para que puedas pausarlo. Aunque solo sea por cinco minutos. Pero a veces las cosas suceden con obscenidad irreverente y no hay nada que puedas hacer para ayudarlo. –

Después de todo, ¿qué es más humano que la lucha por la supervivencia?

Tokio: ‘¡Agitas una bandera blanca y te entregas! Sé que serán fáciles para ti cuando las cosas se compliquen.
Río: ‘Sólo agito la bandera blanca para el Real Madrid’.

‘Si le disparas a la chica, morirás. Si me disparas, morirás. Si dejas ir a la chica, vives.
Tokio: ‘Si tan solo cada decisión en el mundo fuera tan fácil …’

¿Eres un completo idiota o qué? Has oído hablar de Stockholm-Syndrom, ¿verdad?

La esperanza es una especie de dominó. Una vez que uno cae, el resto sigue.
Cuando llegas al fondo, todavía tienes un camino por recorrer hasta el abismo.

Cuando te veo caminando por aquí, mi corazón late con fuerza, solo sabiendo que estás cerca de mí. Nuestro sexo me hace flotar por la habitación.

Los ladrones están atrapados en la carrera, tenemos que molestarlos un poco.

¿Alguna vez has pensado que si puedes retroceder en el tiempo, todavía podrías tomar las mismas decisiones? Todos hacemos nuestras propias bolas de nieve de nuestras malas decisiones. Bolas que se vuelven masivas, como la roca de Indiana Jones, que te persiguen cuesta abajo solo para aplastarte al final.

Raquel Murillo: ‘¿Cuánto tiempo tomó estudiar cada movimiento que hacemos, cada vez?’
El profesor: ‘Para ser honesto, la mitad de mi vida’.

No se preocupe, se necesita más que una infección para evitar que un bebé nazca sano.

Profesor: ‘Esa será nuestra oportunidad de emplear un caballo de Troya. ¿Que es eso?’
Denver: ‘No sé, pero rima con … -‘
Profesor: ‘¡No! El caballo de Troya es …
Denver: ‘… rima con putas!’

Nairobi: ‘Quiero tanto a ese hombre, me hace sentir tan caliente, ¡ni siquiera puedo soportarlo!’
Tokio: ‘Bueno, no puedo decirlo’.
Nairobi: ‘¿Puedes?’
Tokio: ‘no’
Nairobi: ‘Apuesto a que puede’.

Al final, el amor es una buena razón para que todo se desmorone.

El segundo que se derrame sangre, ya no seremos Robin Hood, sino solo un puñado de punks.

La bala de un M16 se dispara a 2100 millas por hora. Más rápido que la velocidad del sonido. Entonces, si te dispararon en el corazón, ni siquiera escucharás la bala que te mató.

Una mujer puede pasar dos días eligiendo zapatos para una boda. Pero no pasaría un minuto discutiendo sobre las máscaras por un robo.

Ahí tienes a los gemelos Helsinki y Oslo. Incluso con el plan más a prueba de balas, los soldados son necesarios. ¿Qué mejor que dos serbios? Es posible que puedan pensar, pero afortunadamente nunca lo sabremos.

Y así fue como conocí al profesor, apuntando un arma a sus bolas. Lo bueno de las relaciones es que terminamos olvidando cómo empezaron.

Tendría 30 años. Y para ser honesto, envejecer en una celda de prisión no es lo mío. Prefiero correr, en cuerpo y alma. Y si no puedo llevar mi cuerpo conmigo, al menos mi alma debería correr.

Una mujer puede pasar dos días eligiendo zapatos para una boda. Pero no pasaría un minuto discutiendo sobre las máscaras por un robo.

No se preocupe, se necesita más que una infección para evitar que un bebé nazca sano.

The most important moments are the ones that make you realize there’s no turning back. You’ve crossed a line, and you’re stuck on the other side now.

I’ve spent my life being a bit of a son of a bitch, but today I think I want to die with dignity.

1. Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

Comeback Quotes for Haters

2. I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.

Comeback Quotes for Haters

3. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Comeback Quotes for Haters

4. Haters only hate the things that they can’t get and the people they can’t be.

Comeback Quotes for Haters

5. Haters will talk shit but wanna be where I sit, so lames can envy because I am the top bitch.

Comeback Quotes for Haters

6. Haters; kill them with success and bury them with a smile

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7. B.I.T.C.H: Beautiful Individuals that Create Haters

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8. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

Comeback Quotes for Haters

9. Haters stay mad because they can’t have the attention you have!

Comeback Quotes for Haters

10. Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

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11. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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12. Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.

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13. Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

Comeback Quotes for Haters

14. Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go.

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15. I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.

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16. Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

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17. If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.

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18. Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

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19. I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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20. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

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21. Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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22. Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

Comeback Quotes for Haters

23. H: Having
A: Anger
T: Towards
E: Everyone
R: Reaching
S: Success

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24. Haters would want to kill your dreams just because theirs fell asleep.

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25. shut up slut the only test you can pass is the pregnancy one.

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26. Says “I’m going 2 buy u a condom 2 put on Ur head… cause if Ur going 2 act like a dick u may as well dress like one!!!

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27. One sperm says to another,”Let’s see what happens if we let the slow one win!”. That might explain a lot about you.

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28. I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

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29. Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart.
If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind.

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30. Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

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31 .Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.

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32. Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it.

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33. Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

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34 .Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

Comeback Quotes for Haters

Always remember…Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.

The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.

“Be so good they can’t ignore you.”Friends ask you questions; enemies question you.

Roses are red, oceans are blue, this is me in isolation, how about you?

“Is today boring you? Go outside and lick a stranger’s face.. that should spice things up a bit.“

“ It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Isolation.“

“I want to get quarantined with you. – Flirting in 2020.”

“Do you always wanted to be a superhero? Yes, you can be a superhero in the world merely by staying at home. Enjoy quarantine time!”

“If you can’t handle me during the quarantine period, you don’t deserve to be with me when I will be eating cheese pizza after quarantine.”

“If there is someone who is genuinely happy because of quarantine, It’s Netflix organization.”

“Quarantine is temporary. Death is permanent. Choose wisely.”

My isolation… My rules!

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.

I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.

You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.


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Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

A drunk man never tells a lie.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Funny Short Drinking Quotes

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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May be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Funny Short Drinking Quotes

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Funny Short Drinking Quotes

I still love you, that’s a fact. But a million apologies can’t bring me back.

Don’t depend on anyone, everybody changes when they meet new people.

Tears are nature’s lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

Fake love is worse than real hate.

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Stop falling for those who won’t raise you up in the future.

I pretend to be stupid, because i want you to love me… But you give me a fake love… because you think I’m stupid.

I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed.

 

People wear masks of lies so that they look attractive, so be careful.

 

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

 

Real love is what you feel it. You see it, and you show it! But fake love is just made of words.

 

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who only love you under certain conditions.

 

I didn’t fall in love with you; I fell in love with the person you pretended to be.

 

I miss the old you. The one that cared about me.

 

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.

 

We all believe that, we can’t buy love even if we are rich enough; but I think no one buys his own property.

 

“A false love, begins with the eye and soon spills from the eye in pain. Where a true love, begins with the eye, and settles in the heart.”

 

“Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn’t have.”

 

If someone wants you, nothing will keep them away, but if they don’t want you, nothing will make them stay!

 

Don’t ever fake love anyone just because you’re lonely!

 

Fake is the new trend, and everyone seems to be in style.

 

Real love you feel it; you see it; you show it! But fake love is just words.

 

A fake lover stops loving and caring from the day he knows he’ll never get her…

 

“True love is knowing a person’s faults, and loving them even more for them.”

 

“True love is like a pair of socks you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.”

 

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”