impressive! What did she say?!
Husband: “Come out from under that sofa,
you coward!”
My Wife & Last Night
Wife jokes
Wife and Last Night
impressive! What did she say?!
Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”
When Man Lost His Wife In Tsunami
I’ll Never take her back .. !!
Its your mistake..
Deal With It Now…
What Wife Asked to Waiter
he explained. “We just
tell them they’re going to die.”
When Girl wants more romantic. but this boy wants something else
BOY: “Fine, give me…
a blow job in the rain.”
When He Finds out His Wife is Pr0stitute… And
when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 30-foot high board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, “That was incredible.”
He said, “I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we’d learn more about ourselves as we went along.”
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the ripples from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, “That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?”
“No,” she said, “I was a prostitute in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.”