A Girl in a Club
“And I’ve got no eyebrows,
so what does that tell you?”
“Going by the rest of your face,
have you been in a fire?”
Picture of a Nice Looking Girl
She: “You know how to
He: “People?! God no! Just pubes.”
A Wet Girl
Boy: Damn you want the
Bad girl and her Grandmother
were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”
“Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”